Beginner Golfer Prints

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'

Jeff hoped no-one noticed he was a beginner at golf.

Obese man playing golf

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

The Amateur Golfer

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Clock Face Golf Set

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Hole in forty-seven.

'Birdie.'

"Thank you."

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

'Where's your other glove?'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

Luckily I hit the pin!

Caution - Student Driver.

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

Getting rid of the opposition.

It's my golf night out with the boys!

Mulligan's first mulligan.

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

"My kind of course."

'T.M., have you ever considered taking up golf like most executives?'

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

'Whaddayaknow - black hole in one!'

'Bobby, I'll need the 12 gauge for this shot.'