Golf Beginner Prints

'So, you're new at the game.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

The Amateur Golfer

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Clock Face Golf Set

Hole in forty-seven.

"Since you're a computer geek, I suggest lifting the box the weights came in."

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

Mulligan's first mulligan.

Caution - Student Driver.

"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."

"My kind of course."

'Yes, hon, your stance looks great. However, that's the tee marker. The ball is over here.'

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

A tennis lesson for a hockey player. Skates are a poor footwear choice, and putting ball into the net is not the object of the game.

Man reading 'Golf Made Easy' book.

x"It wasn't a bad swing, but you're still moving your head."

"Remember to keep your head down."

"I went through the pain barrier pulling my socks on."

'I've decided that I'm going to get more exercise. Could you get my barbells for me?'

This man is 'Hitting Three of the Tee'.

'How do you do that, goddamit!?'

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'

'Excellent swing. Wonderful form. Beatuiful followthrough...too bad you missed the ball.'

Whiffle Ball Golf.

'You missed it again, Mum!'