Golf Beginner Pillows

'So, you're new at the game.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

The Amateur Golfer

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Clock Face Golf Set

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Hole in forty-seven.

"Since you're a computer geek, I suggest lifting the box the weights came in."

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

Caution - Student Driver.

Mulligan's first mulligan.

"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."

"My kind of course."

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

"I went through the pain barrier pulling my socks on."

x"It wasn't a bad swing, but you're still moving your head."

Man reading 'Golf Made Easy' book.

'I've decided that I'm going to get more exercise. Could you get my barbells for me?'

This man is 'Hitting Three of the Tee'.

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'

'How do you do that, goddamit!?'

'Excellent swing. Wonderful form. Beatuiful followthrough...too bad you missed the ball.'

Whiffle Ball Golf.

'I'm counting on you, Johnston, to get me into the million dollar circle, so keep up the hustle, sell, sell, sell!'

'You missed it again, Mum!'