Beginner Golfers Pillows

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Zeus's Caddy

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

The Amateur Golfer

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Husband and wife

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Clock Face Golf Set

Hole in forty-seven.

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

Golf cart in the hospital.

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Golfing Eskimo: 'Now cut that out!'

'Where's your other glove?'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'Let's not mention this to the fellas at the office, okay, Hal?'

I don't know much about Tennis...

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

Luckily I hit the pin!

Mulligan's first mulligan.

Caution - Student Driver.

'When I advised you to shift your weight, I didn't mean all of it!

King of the Swingers.

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

"My kind of course."

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'