Beginner Golfers T-Shirts

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Zeus's Caddy

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

The Amateur Golfer

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

Husband and wife

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Clock Face Golf Set

Hole in forty-seven.

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

Golf cart in the hospital.

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Golfing Eskimo: 'Now cut that out!'

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

'Where's your other glove?'

'Let's not mention this to the fellas at the office, okay, Hal?'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

Caution - Student Driver.

Luckily I hit the pin!

King of the Swingers.

Mulligan's first mulligan.

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

I don't know much about Tennis...

'When I advised you to shift your weight, I didn't mean all of it!

My digital assistant device hears things in my house and then targeted ads are sent to me, but it seems like there are still some bugs in the system. I can explain it, Frank, you're always talking about golf. The device hears "tee" and get ads for "tea." When the golf pros are on TV I get ads for cars and pet shopts. That's because the device repeatedly hears "long drive" and "birdie." Then when I talk about my playing golf, I get ads for knives and fishing equipment. Of course! The devi

"My kind of course."