Beginner Golfing T-Shirts

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

The Golfing Accident

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Putting Practice.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Fine. And you?'

Golf lessons

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Finally! There comes my most important man!

How's My Drive?

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'He lived and died for golf.'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

The Amateur Golfer

"Herb's from Texas."

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'Fellas, I have a bit of an emergency! My wife is in labor! Mind if we play through?'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Senior PGA Moment.

"The robots are coming for our leisure."