Beginner Golfing Mugs

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

The Golfing Accident

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Putting Practice.

'Fine. And you?'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golf lessons

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Finally! There comes my most important man!

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

The Amateur Golfer

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'He lived and died for golf.'

How's My Drive?

"Herb's from Texas."

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Senior PGA Moment.

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

"The robots are coming for our leisure."