Virtual Golf Beginner Pillows

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Hole in forty-seven.

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

'Putter'.

Caution - Student Driver.

Mulligan's first mulligan.

'No we do not supply caddies.'

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

'Virtual golf, save pounds'.

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

'Guess Who Just Got A Hole in One?'

x"It wasn't a bad swing, but you're still moving your head."

'Would you like a cart?'

This man is 'Hitting Three of the Tee'.

'So, you're new at the game.'

'How do you do that, goddamit!?'

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'

'Excellent swing. Wonderful form. Beatuiful followthrough...too bad you missed the ball.'

'He's, like, so going to flunk me.'

'I'm counting on you, Johnston, to get me into the million dollar circle, so keep up the hustle, sell, sell, sell!'