Virtual Golfer Pillows

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Golf lessons

A man plays golf by the sea

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Indoor Football

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'Don't move.'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'You've been on that Video Game all Day. Go outside and play.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"Duh!"

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

MLB 2020