Virtual Sportsman Pillows

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

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'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

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"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Indoor Football

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Mother will catch you!'

Rugby Mad.

'You've been on that Video Game all Day. Go outside and play.'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

The weight of winning gold.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Bernard Hinault

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

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Born to play ball.