Fantasy Sportsman Pillows

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Trojan Hurdler.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

Midnight Basketball

A prehistoric football match.

Baseball Dreams

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Deregulated Baseball

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Not The Real Me

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Sports Bar. Do you even do any fantasy sports? Only when I'm making a bet on my favorite team.

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

Discus accidents.

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'When do I learn to read and sign a huge NFL contract?'

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

Stats. Fantasy League. The difference between men and boys is men draft their imaginary friends onto fantasy sports teams.

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

'I KNEW that I should have used my LEFT foot!'

"Whoa! Now Philly has the bases loaded with one out!..."

Wonderland Open Golf Tournament. We've seen some outstanding golf! All seven dwarfs have a great short game! Goldilocks hits shots that are just right. And Humpty Dumpty knows how ever putt will break! But some players have struggled --- Pinnochio was caught lying about his score. And as always, Peter Pan is having trouble with a hook!

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

Fantasy Football Awards: 'The trophy to the Monday morning quarterback with the widest end zone...'

Dragon brought on as substitute