Fantasy Sportsman Pillows

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Trojan Hurdler.

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

A prehistoric football match.

Midnight Basketball

Baseball Dreams

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Deregulated Baseball

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Not The Real Me

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Discus accidents.

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

"Whoa! Now Philly has the bases loaded with one out!..."

'I KNEW that I should have used my LEFT foot!'

"Gretzky shoots from three-point land for the extra point..." "Idiot"

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

Fantasy Football Awards: 'The trophy to the Monday morning quarterback with the widest end zone...'