Fantasy Sports Aficionado Pillows

"I'm bringing on Josh here for when we take over fantasy sports betting."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Portrait of a Lady"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Bowled over again!

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Raincloud Umbrella

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Swiss army knife

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

350 Feet.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Primitive magician

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Ball as water-melon.

Cricket Accidents.

Hockey Season.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'