Fantasy Sports Enthusiasts Pillows

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Paranormal A-Z...

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Knight feeding his kids.

Late BroomStick

The Mouse Princess

"Have you been playing dice?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Piracy on a boating lake