Fantasy Footballer Pillows

"The talking stone wall of New England." "Tommy’s days are numbered—he’s seventy in quarterback years!" "You’re nuts! Look at the numbers, they don’t lie."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Dragon brought on as substitute

Fantasy Diet League

Second lifeReal life.

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

Centaur Forward

A prehistoric football match.

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Deregulated Baseball

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'Dad, did the stork bring me or did you get me in fantasy draft?'

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

'With my knowledge of math and science, maybe I could help establish world pece or end world hunger. Or even win my fantasy football league.'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

'I KNEW that I should have used my LEFT foot!'

Fantasy Football Awards: 'The trophy to the Monday morning quarterback with the widest end zone...'

'From now on, if the ball goes anywhere near that thing, it's a ground-rule double.'

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

Midnight in Minnesota

"Gretzky shoots from three-point land for the extra point..." "Idiot"

"Whoa! Now Philly has the bases loaded with one out!..."