Fantasy Football Wizard Pillows

Fantasy Football League.

Nerd tryouts.

Centaur Forward

A prehistoric football match.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

"When did this game get started?"

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'Dad, did the stork bring me or did you get me in fantasy draft?'

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'With my knowledge of math and science, maybe I could help establish world pece or end world hunger. Or even win my fantasy football league.'

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

Midnight in Minnesota

"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

'I KNEW that I should have used my LEFT foot!'

Dragon brought on as substitute

Basketball net above the garage door.

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

"Whoa! Now Philly has the bases loaded with one out!..."

'From now on, if the ball goes anywhere near that thing, it's a ground-rule double.'

"We're updating stats for our fantasy football league."

'I bet I can tell you the score before the game starts. Nil-nil.'