Fantasy Football Guru Pillows

Fantasy Football Euro 2012 - Joy ride players cars, shag the wags, spend the players wages.

Centaur Forward

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

'Dad, did the stork bring me or did you get me in fantasy draft?'

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Hair Style Menu

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

'With my knowledge of math and science, maybe I could help establish world pece or end world hunger. Or even win my fantasy football league.'

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

Midnight in Minnesota

'Just remember at the Olympics the finish line has become the bottom line.'

Dragon brought on as substitute

'From now on, if the ball goes anywhere near that thing, it's a ground-rule double.'

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

'I think the guy in the black trunks is going to take a dive.' (he has Titanic tattoo on his chest).

"The talking stone wall of New England." "Tommy’s days are numbered—he’s seventy in quarterback years!" "You’re nuts! Look at the numbers, they don’t lie."

"We're updating stats for our fantasy football league."

Human Fantasy league

'I bet I can tell you the score before the game starts. Nil-nil.'

"May the best team win and could we please get through this game without some kind of controversy?"

"I can no longer tell the difference between what's real football and what's fantasy football."

"While you were busy checking fantasy scores, your fantasy dinner went cold."

Game Of Chance and Game of Skill.