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Fantasy Football Euro 2012 - Joy ride players cars, shag the wags, spend the players wages.

Centaur Forward

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

'Dad, did the stork bring me or did you get me in fantasy draft?'

I used my first draft pick on the turkey leg. It's a proven point-getter! I drafted potatoes. They're not flashy but they are a reliable performer! I'll trade my cranberry sauce for you pie. It's a win-win trade that will benefit us both! No trades -- This pie will score a lot of points for me later! Why are they talking about this wonderful meal like it's fantasy football? It's not a game with winners and losers here. You're absolutely right! Just being here together sharing this meal,

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Hair Style Menu

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

'With my knowledge of math and science, maybe I could help establish world pece or end world hunger. Or even win my fantasy football league.'

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

We've had two weeks between the conference finals and the big game. With time for injuries to heal, we're physically ready for a peak performance. We watched hour after hour of video. Then spent long days on the practice field so we'll function as a team and not a collection of individuals. And once we finally finish preparing for the touchdown celebrations, we might have an or two to practice football.

Fantasy Football League training Camp.

'Just remember at the Olympics the finish line has become the bottom line.'

Midnight in Minnesota

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

'From now on, if the ball goes anywhere near that thing, it's a ground-rule double.'

Dragon brought on as substitute

Hi! Frank and Ernie, here, with the clock running down on another Superbowl! It's been a wild affair! I'll say! The seals and penguins kept starting the wave! And the zebras were throwing flags all over the place!...The Kangaroo kept jumping offsides and the octopus was called for holding. Eight times! And all on the same play! But no question the game's MVP is the electric eel...thirty-two carries and nobody touched him once! It was shocking!

'I think the guy in the black trunks is going to take a dive.' (he has Titanic tattoo on his chest).

'I bet I can tell you the score before the game starts. Nil-nil.'

"The talking stone wall of New England." "Tommy’s days are numbered—he’s seventy in quarterback years!" "You’re nuts! Look at the numbers, they don’t lie."

"We're updating stats for our fantasy football league."

Messi's secret.

Wonderland Basketball. Wow! Lots of surprises going to the final four next week! How did the team with Goldilocks make it? Everything had to go just right! Rip van Winkle is a surprise, too. He hasn't been there in twenty years! And nobody can figure out how Hansel and Gretel found their way there. But I think the team with the wicked stepmother and her stepdaughter is the biggest shock! Yeah, it's a classic Cinderella story!

"May the best team win and could we please get through this game without some kind of controversy?"

Human Fantasy league

"I can no longer tell the difference between what's real football and what's fantasy football."

"While you were busy checking fantasy scores, your fantasy dinner went cold."