Virtual Sportsman Gifts

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

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'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

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"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Inflatable Duck Boat

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Indoor Football

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'Mother will catch you!'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Rugby Mad.

'You've been on that Video Game all Day. Go outside and play.'

The weight of winning gold.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Bernard Hinault

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

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