Virtual Sports Explorer Gifts

Pro sports experiments with Zoom

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Indoor Football

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

Danger Noodle tho bored

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

'You've been on that Video Game all Day. Go outside and play.'

'Our coach telecommutes.'

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

"I'm trying to figure out a way to go trick-or-treating through Google Earth. That way I can do it globally to get more candy."

Play Ball!

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."