E-sports Explorer Gifts

"So THIS is what the outside looks like..."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Likes: $2.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Real Life/Surreal Life

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'