E-sports Gifts

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

"So THIS is what the outside looks like..."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

A woman watches football on her computer.

Internet Cafe.

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Mr Met

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

"Beats me. He says he's playing e-sports for cryptocurrency."

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Tennis.

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

"Shh, don't disturb him, he's working hard."

A goalie tries to catch a coronavirus

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

Maslow's hierarchy of nerds

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

'Get in there, $1,500,000, and pinch-hit for $3,250,000'

'Guess Who Just Got A Hole in One?'

Ok, guys. Let's play!!! Sports Camp. Counselor. And by "play" I don't mean

Spider Tennis