Esports Gifts

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Beats me. He says he's playing e-sports for cryptocurrency."

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

Internet Cafe.

Maslow's hierarchy of nerds

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Football Fans

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'My feet are killing me.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

The MBA Draft

Golfing Boss