Esports Coach Gifts

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Go team!

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Punt Cake

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I AM at my usual position."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Saving a Heart

Snooker Golf.

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Personal conker trainer.

Cricket Accidents.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'Let's go over our secret play.'