Extreme Sports Coach Gifts

Extreme sports psychologist.

'I haven't fastened my shute on properly, it's come off.'

Before his first stunt bike competition, Harold is suffering from Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Go team!

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Punt Cake

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"I AM at my usual position."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

The rocket powered skiier

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Rock Climber

Extreme Bungy

Surfing koala.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!