Extreme Sports Enthusiast Gifts

Unfortunate Sky Diving Partner.

'All clear!'

"Why do we do this again?"

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

Extreme Court Reporting

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

Annual Dying of Thirst IOK Fun Crawl,

'Snowboards: one ski for the price of two.'

'Yep I'd say your skis are overdue for a wax.'

Rock climber getting books from top shelf

'Find a hobby, like rock-climbing or skydiving. You have to protect yourself from the cost of living too long.'

Climber

Must've put on a life jacket by mistake. How ironic, he thought.

"That's funny. You don't look like a snowboard instructor."

Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

What's your exit strategy?

Paratrooper School.

Man bungy jumping into jaws of shark

On Tuesday evenings he went bungee jumping.

'If you can read this, you're pretty much screwed.'

Mount Everest.

Ready or not?

'I have few regrets in life, but bungee jumping ranks right up there.'

'Drew has always wanted to learn to water-ski, so we go this lap pool.'

Extreme sports Society - doorbell reads, 'Massive buzz'.

Snowboarding

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'Do you think these extreme sports will catch on?'

'All anyone talks about round here is extreme sports.'

'When you said 'walkies'...'

Canoeing

In-Descent Proposal.

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'