Extreme Sports Enthusiast Mugs

Unfortunate Sky Diving Partner.

'All clear!'

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

"Why do we do this again?"

Extreme Court Reporting

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

Rock climber getting books from top shelf

'Find a hobby, like rock-climbing or skydiving. You have to protect yourself from the cost of living too long.'

Annual Dying of Thirst IOK Fun Crawl,

'Yep I'd say your skis are overdue for a wax.'

'Snowboards: one ski for the price of two.'

Climber

"That's funny. You don't look like a snowboard instructor."

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

Paratrooper School.

Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...

Must've put on a life jacket by mistake. How ironic, he thought.

What's your exit strategy?

Man bungy jumping into jaws of shark

"That's a cool backpack! Should I be wearing one?"

'Do you think these extreme sports will catch on?'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'Drew has always wanted to learn to water-ski, so we go this lap pool.'

Mt. Everest Cleanup Station.

"Don't worry! We're wearing helmets!"

A naturally occurring hedgerow

The fifty metre hurdles.One of the hardest events in athletics.

'Tenzing, if you hid it on Everest again, we're just gonna have to stop playing capture the flag.'

'When you said 'walkies'...'

Canoeing

Mount Everest.

Nurse to group in doctor's waiting room, among them a patient with elongated legs: 'Which one of you is the bungee jumper?'

'All anyone talks about round here is extreme sports.'

Extreme sports Society - doorbell reads, 'Massive buzz'.