Extreme Sports Fanatic Gifts

Basejumper caught with EPO (drugs in sport).

It was only a matter of time: Virtual Bungee-Snowboard-Para-Roller-Gliding

"Greatest surfer I've ever seen!"

"Hey, it's one of these solo yacht racers! Let's go and keep her company for a while..."

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

Tsunami Surfing

"I say, do you know anything about parachutes?"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Go team!

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

The rocket powered skiier

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Extreme Bungy

Rock Climber

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Cricket Accidents.

Ball as water-melon.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Hockey Season.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.