Esports Prints

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Beats me. He says he's playing e-sports for cryptocurrency."

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

Internet Cafe.

Maslow's hierarchy of nerds

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Golfing Boss

Church for sports worshipers.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

The MBA Draft

Holiday time.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Rage.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.