Virtual Athlete Gifts

"Couldn't I be doing this online?"

'This is the most realistic sports game ever! It has all the players and coaches and even a bail bondsman to get them out of jail.'

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

'You've been on that Video Game all Day. Go outside and play.'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

MLB 2020

Ok, guys. Let's play!!! Sports Camp. Counselor. And by "play" I don't mean

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

Indoor Football

"I get lot's of exercise, computer football, computer cricket and computer rugby."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

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'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

i-teddy

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Silly sausages

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Surfing the Internet Wave.

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

I miss the old tree. No, this one is better. No needles on the carpet.

Play Ball!