Digital Athlete Gifts

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Data Entry Marathon

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I, TikTok."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

City Marathon.

Obsession with the Internet.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Fishing and new technologies

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Internet Cafe.

A woman watches football on her computer.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Indoor Football

Desert wifi

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."