Digital Achiever Gifts

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Overjumpers

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Exam

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'What's play?'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Obsession with the Internet.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

His Master's Thesis.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.