Digital Achiever Pillows

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Overjumpers

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'What's play?'

Exam

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Obsession with the Internet.

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

His Master's Thesis.