Digital Newcomer Pillows

"There are a lot of apps on this, but where are the main courses?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

The Computer Bore

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Not that net!'

Evolution.

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Cellphone Islands

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

WiFi Signals

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

The World Wide Web.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Now you can send it."

Computer monitor for a head.

Baby Screen Time

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'