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'We've just joined the tweetering classes.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"This is off our first TikTok."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

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'I call it 'Myspace'''

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"I need a more interactive you."

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"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

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'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

People told me virtual dating was safe!

Drawing graphs on a computer.