Digital Debutante Gifts

'We've just joined the tweetering classes.'

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'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

"So how much money do you make?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

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"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"I need a more interactive you."

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'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

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"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

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'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

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