Doggie Debutante Gifts

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"Mum, I got the job!"

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Humans are strange."

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'...and talk about lazy!'

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

"Yes, it's free and simple, but a walk with master every day means the world to me...."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

Empty Dress

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

Grand Piano

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

Morning Routine