Debutante Ball Gifts

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

Man distressed because a girl ois coming out and he hasn't the money to pay for a box at the opera

Empty Dress

"Just be yourself."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Silly wig.

Football

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

The Goalkeeper

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Children playing football.

Tennis ball girl.

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Snail Man

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Football Planet

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

Edinson Cavani

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"