Debutante Ball Gifts

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

Man distressed because a girl ois coming out and he hasn't the money to pay for a box at the opera

Empty Dress

"Just be yourself."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Football

Silly wig.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Children playing football.

The Goalkeeper

Tennis ball girl.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Snail Man

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Football Planet

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog