Doggie Debutante Prints

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"Mum, I got the job!"

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Humans are strange."

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'...and talk about lazy!'

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

"Yes, it's free and simple, but a walk with master every day means the world to me...."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

This next song is also about food. I probably don't even need to say that anymore, do I.

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

Empty Dress

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

Grand Piano

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

Morning Routine