Digital Rookie Gifts

"This one is for teaching General Farkas how to use Snapchat."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

The Computer Bore

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Graduates on their phones

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Baby Screen Time

Hardware and software

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

i-teddy

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Man and Machine snoozing

Internet Cafe.

Keep on Truckin.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'