Digital Rookie T-Shirts

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

The Computer Bore

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Baby Screen Time

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Hardware and software

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

i-teddy

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Man and Machine snoozing

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Internet Cafe.

Keep on Truckin.

"What's that you're reading?"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."