Digital Hero T-Shirts

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

"They're not playing video games. They're helping to overthrow evil dictatorships."

'Don't just stand there - hit the escape key.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Connected to Technology.

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

Hardware and software

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Internet Cafe.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Information Tightrope.

Vacation Mobile

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Zoom Rodeos

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

'Internet' 'Internot'