Digital Soldier T-Shirts

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'

Moses on the web

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Second lifeReal life.

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

God's Phone

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"I have an app for that."

S.S.dot.com

Internet Cafe.

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Information Tightrope.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Follow God On Twitter

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'