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"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

Billy. The Kid.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Doughnut Making

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

S.S.dot.com

Fishing and new technologies

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Wild West Text Showdown

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Knights of the iPhone

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

Everyone agreed big Jake was slow on the draw..But effective.

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'