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Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Billy. The Kid.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Doughnut Making

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Everyone agreed big Jake was slow on the draw..But effective.

"It was merely a few warning shots to get the witness's attention, your honor!"

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."