Digital Gunslinger Enthusiast T-Shirts

Careful, friend - Clem there has an itchy Twitter finger.

The Computer Bore

Billy. The Kid.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Doughnut Making

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Fishing and new technologies

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Wild West Text Showdown

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"