Digital Gunslinger Enthusiast Pillows

The Computer Bore

Billy. The Kid.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Doughnut Making

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Fishing and new technologies

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Wild West Text Showdown

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'