Gunslinger Fantasy Fan Pillows

Billy. The Kid.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Doughnut Making

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Wild West Text Showdown

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

Santa's family holding firearms

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

Boot Hill: 2nd Fastest Gun In The West RIP

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

"If I don't get to shoot somebody soon, I'm going to have to shoot somebody."