Romantic Gunslingers Pillows

Billy. The Kid.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Doughnut Making

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Wild West Text Showdown

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

Santa's family holding firearms

Boot Hill: 2nd Fastest Gun In The West RIP

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

"If I don't get to shoot somebody soon, I'm going to have to shoot somebody."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

'Long time no see, 'Slim.' I'm guessing you're not as fast as you used to be.'