Romantic Gunslingers Gifts

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

Billy. The Kid.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Doughnut Making

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Wild West Text Showdown

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

Boot Hill: 2nd Fastest Gun In The West RIP

Santa's family holding firearms

"If I don't get to shoot somebody soon, I'm going to have to shoot somebody."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"Hold up! I have to take this - it's my wife again."