Gunslinger Fan Gifts

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"Nobody dared to cross the stranger with a big iron on his hip."

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

Billy. The Kid.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Doughnut Making

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"It was merely a few warning shots to get the witness's attention, your honor!"

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"If I don't get to shoot somebody soon, I'm going to have to shoot somebody."