Gunslinger Fan Gifts

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"Nobody dared to cross the stranger with a big iron on his hip."

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

Billy. The Kid.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Doughnut Making

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"No, no, I think it's 'two-gun' Pete you're after!"

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

Boot Hill: 2nd Fastest Gun In The West RIP

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"If I don't get to shoot somebody soon, I'm going to have to shoot somebody."

Santa's family holding firearms